Idiot Mystic

Peer Support, Meditation & Mindfulness
Welcome to Idiot Mystic—where guided meditations, sound baths, and spiritual deep dives collide with brutal honesty, moronic humor, and the occasional existential crisis.
This isn’t your typical “inhale love, exhale fear” meditation space.
You won’t find vague affirmations or pastel-colored ( okay I love pastels ) mindfulness quotes telling you to “just be.” What you will find is real meditation—practices that actually help you sit with yourself, tune into something deeper, and maybe, just maybe, find some peace in the chaos.
I create guided meditations for artists, overthinkers, and people who have trouble sitting still.
I make sound baths that feel like a lucid dream.
I share thoughts on spirituality, self-awareness, and the uncomfortable truths most people would rather avoid.
If you’re looking for a space where meditation is sacred but not serious, where depth meets dry humor, and where you’re free to explore without pretense—you’re in the right place.
Stick around.
Try a meditation.
Listen to a sound bath.
And if you’ve ever felt like an idiot searching for meaning in a world that makes no sense, congratulations—you belong here.
Haider (champion of the sun) strives to push beyond the boundaries of social norms and brings a fresh approach that is perfect for any one with an alternative life style.
You won’t find anything normal here, and believe me it is a good thing.
Best suited for creative people. I’ve only been doing this for 6 weeks and I am certain I will never be the same and I have never been more excited about it.
Okay, so before I connected with Haider, I was kinda all over the place, you know?
Like, I knew I had something special inside me, but I was struggling to figure it out or make it work in the real world.
But then Haider came in, and it was like, boom! He helped me tap into my divine feminine, and suddenly, I’m out here getting the respect I totally deserve.
Now, I’m not just drifting around, I’m actually owning my space. He's legit.
Haider is one of the best meditation coaches I have ever had.
I like the way he structures each session to accomodate everyone’s expectations.
Once I started attending his classes I found myself less anxious and feel better about myself.
When I started meditating with Haider, I was nearing the end of my journey and wasn’t sure what to expect.
But what I found was a deeper connection to a higher power, something I hadn’t felt in years.
It brought me peace, knowing that I wasn’t just fading away, but being guided towards something greater.
Haider helped me find that connection, and it’s brought me a sense of calm I never imagined.
Over the past 5 months, I’ve had the pleasure of being trained by Haider and meditating with him twice a week.
He’s shown nothing but compassion and commitment towards helping me grow in all aspects of my life, taking a role that’s grown far past just being my teacher, as he’s become one of my closest friends though this process.
Man, I gotta admit, I was skeptical about all this meditation stuff at first.
But after getting with Haider, it was like a total game changer.
I was always so focused on fighting and training that I kinda lost touch with what really mattered.
My family, my past. Haider’s sessions helped me clear my head, reconnect with my family, and let go of all the crap I was holding onto.
Now, I’m not just a better fighter, I’m a better man. Not just alive but actually thriving.
But if you feel up to it, you can.
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