Idiot Mystic

Authentic meditation & peer support - no rush, no pressure.
Authentic meditation & peer support - no rush, no pressure.
Maybe your brain won’t shut up.
Maybe you feel like you’re doing everything “right” but still can’t shake that quiet heaviness.
Or maybe you just want someone real to talk to — someone who won’t flinch at the mess or try to fix you with a quote they found while scrolling.
I get it.
I’ve been there.
And I’ve spent years learning how to walk people out of that fog.
Peer Support
Zero judgment. Zero “shoulds.” Just space to lay it all out — addiction recovery, grief, burnout, identity shifts, or whatever shape your storm takes. I’ve been through enough of my own to know when to shut up and listen, and when to give you the thing you didn’t know you needed to hear.
Meditation Coaching
Not the incense-and-chanting kind (unless you want that). I’ve taught over 500 hours of meditation in-person and online — from helping total beginners make it through two minutes without fidgeting, to guiding experienced meditators through plateaus. Always grounded, sometimes funny, never full of it.
Custom Work
I’ve worked with pro athletes, startup founders, parents on the edge, and people quietly unraveling behind a smile. The best sessions happen when we build something that fits you — not a one-size-fits-all script, but a personal toolkit you can actually use.
Cozy. No robes, no jargon. Just a place where you can exhale without explaining yourself first.
Connected. A growing circle of people figuring it out together — sometimes in group sessions, sometimes in Discord threads, sometimes in awkward silence that turns into laughter.
Light-hearted, even when it’s heavy. We use research-backed tools. We do the deep work. But we still leave room to laugh halfway through, because healing isn’t supposed to feel like detention.
If something here makes you think,
“Yeah… I could use that,” then click below.
No pressure, no scripts...just 15 minutes to see if I’m the right person for what you’re carrying.
A nostalgic gut-punch wrapped in a monologue...because apparently, 5PM sunlight is out here ruining lives.
A guided meditation for artists, featuring deep breaths, creative breakthroughs, and me accidentally falling asleep mid-recording.
But if you feel up to it, you can.
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